Welcome to the personal homepage of Chad "Chadillac" — proud owner of six Cadillacs, one banana plantation (small), and zero subtle opinions.
Six cars in the driveway. Thirty bunches in the kitchen. One bumper sticker that says "honk if you also love potassium." I am not subtle. I am not sorry.
slide into the dms · throw a banana over the fence · honk three times outside the garage